earthrider

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A person who was squished out of a meaty womb on Earth. No fancy stuff. Just plain old Earth trash.

My mom said I was the worst earthrider ever. She had to take a nap after I was born.

My dog is an earthrider. He doesn’t know what space is.

I told my teacher I was an earthrider. She said I should go to planet school.

A person who came from Earth. Not from a spaceship. Just plain old dirt and sweat.

My friend is an earthrider. He said he would never ride a spaceship.

I’m an earthrider. I don’t like aliens. They’re too loud.

My dad said I was an earthrider. He didn’t like my space friends.

A person who was thrown out of Earth’s womb. No special powers. Just regular old Earth stuff.

My sister is an earthrider. She said she would never go to space.

I told my teacher I was an earthrider. She said I should stay on Earth.

My dog said he was an earthrider. He didn’t like the moon.

A person who was born on Earth. Not from a spaceship. Just plain old Earth mess.

I’m an earthrider. I don’t like aliens. They’re too loud and messy.

My teacher said I was an earthrider. She didn’t like my space dreams.

My dog is an earthrider. He doesn’t like the moon.

A person from Earth. No fancy stuff. Just plain old Earth poop.

My teacher said I was an earthrider. She didn’t like my space dreams.

I told my friend I was an earthrider. He said I should stay on Earth.

My dog is an earthrider. He doesn’t like the moon.

A person who was born on Earth. No fancy stuff. Just plain old Earth trash.

I’m an earthrider. I don’t like aliens. They’re too loud.

My dog is an earthrider. He doesn’t like the moon.

My teacher said I was an earthrider. She didn’t like my space dreams.