Earthquoke

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When you drop a bomb on someone's life and they go from calm to chaos in one big explosion

I just saw my dog eat my mom's hair and I did an Earthquoke

He texted me 'I'm getting a tattoo of your face' and I did an Earthquoke

She told me my pants were on fire and I did an Earthquoke

A sudden outburst when something hits you like a surprise and you can't hide your shock

He said I was the worst singer and I did an Earthquoke

She showed up at my house with a goat and I did an Earthquoke

My dad told me he was moving out and I did an Earthquoke

When you lose your mind over something that just randomly went wrong

My coffee spilled on my laptop and I did an Earthquoke

He told me my dog peed on my mom's couch and I did an Earthquoke

She showed up with my ex and I did an Earthquoke

A wild reaction to something that makes you go from zero to crazy in one second

He said I had a bad haircut and I did an Earthquoke

She told me I was the worst dancer and I did an Earthquoke

My mom said I was her least favorite kid and I did an Earthquoke

When something so ridiculous hits you and you can't help but yell and be ridiculous

He told me my dog was a superhero and I did an Earthquoke

She said my pants were on fire again and I did an Earthquoke

My dad said he was getting a pet goat and I did an Earthquoke