Earthquakey

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When the ground starts throwing a tantrum and everything gets smashed like a cheap toaster

The floor decided to do the twist and my coffee went flying

My cat ran out of the house screaming like it was on fire

The fridge fell over and my mom’s lasagna was now a lasagna mess

When the Earth is being extra mean and everything shakes like it’s in a blender

My TV went flying and my dad’s soup was now a soup explosion

The walls were doing the wave and my dog was confused

My laptop flew off the desk and my mom yelled at the Earth

When the ground is being a total jerk and everything falls apart like my math test

My bookshelf crashed and my favorite book was now a book pancake

My neighbor’s house shook like it was having a panic attack

My mom’s pie fell on the floor and now it’s a pie disaster

When the Earth starts doing the cha-cha and everything gets thrown into chaos like my life

My lamp flew across the room and my dad’s beard was now a beard explosion

My dog ran out of the house like it was being chased by a dragon

My mom’s cake was now a cake mess and I got in trouble

When the ground is being a total bully and everything falls over like my lunch

My chair flew out from under me and I hit the floor like a pancake

My neighbor’s cat ran into the street like it was escaping a monster

My mom’s soup was now a soup explosion and I got yelled at

When the Earth starts shaking like it’s mad and everything gets tossed around like my socks in the laundry

My mom’s plants flew across the room and my dad’s beard was now a beard mess

My dog ran out of the house like it was running from a ghost

My laptop flew off the desk and my mom yelled at the Earth again