Earthquake Titties

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When a woman’s titties are so huge they shake the ground like a fat kid ran into a wall.
My cousin’s titties could make the ground fall apart.
I saw her walking and the whole street shook.
She walked by and the floor cracked like a bad pun.
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When a lady’s titties are so big they rattle the earth like a drunk man in a blender.
Her titties could shake the earth into pieces.
I heard the ground scream when she walked.
She walked past and the earth got a headache.
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When a woman’s titties are so big they make the ground move like a fat man sat on a trampoline.
The ground shook like a dog got hit by a car.
Her titties were so big they made the floor dance.
She walked in and the ground jumped out.
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