Earthquake Test

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You scream 'Earthquake Test!' at your buddy mid-stream and slam them into the urinal like they're a soggy bagel.
I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' at my buddy while he was peeing, and he ended up peeing on the wall.
My cousin was halfway done peeing when I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and he face-planted into the toilet.
I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' at my brother and he spilled his entire pee all over the floor.
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It's just a test. If it was a real earthquake, your pee would be dancing like a drunk flamingo in front of you.
If it was a real earthquake, my pee would be flying everywhere like a jet stream.
My friend's pee was going all over the place like it was a real earthquake.
My stream of pee was shaking like it was on a rollercoaster during an earthquake.
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You shout 'Earthquake Test!' and knock your friend into the toilet so hard, their pee goes flying like a rocket.
I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee went everywhere like a firework.
I knocked my friend into the toilet and their pee was flying like it was a real earthquake.
I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee went all over the wall.
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You yell 'Earthquake Test!' at your buddy mid-pee and make them spill their whole stream all over the floor.
I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy spilled all his pee on the floor like it was a disaster.
I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend peed all over the floor like a broken pipe.
I shouted 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee was everywhere like it was a flood.
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You scream 'Earthquake Test!' and push your friend so hard, their pee flies like a bird taking off.
I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee flew like a bird in flight.
I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee was flying everywhere like a storm.
I shouted 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee was flying like it was a rocket.
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You yell 'Earthquake Test!' and knock your buddy into the toilet so hard, their pee goes everywhere like a sprinkler.
I screamed 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee was flying like a sprinkler.
I shouted 'Earthquake Test!' and my friend's pee was everywhere like a fountain.
I yelled 'Earthquake Test!' and my buddy's pee was going everywhere like a tsunami.
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