earthquake pussy

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A huge, wild pussy that hits you like an earthquake, outta nowhere.
She showed up to the party and the floor shook. Earthquake pussy.
My cousin’s girlfriend walked in and the whole bar dropped. Earthquake pussy.
My dog ran out of the house and the ground shook. Earthquake pussy.
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That big, messy pussy that comes outta nowhere and makes you drop your fries.
He walked into the restaurant and I dropped my fries. Earthquake pussy.
My neighbor’s cat walked into the room and I dropped my fries. Earthquake pussy.
The barista at my favorite coffee shop walked in and I dropped my fries. Earthquake pussy.
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A giant, loud pussy that hits you so hard, your brain short-circuits.
My teacher walked in and my brain short-circuited. Earthquake pussy.
My brother’s ex walked in and my brain short-circuited. Earthquake pussy.
The guy who yelled at me in traffic walked in and my brain short-circuited. Earthquake pussy.
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That huge, crazy pussy that walks in and makes everything shake like a madman.
My mom walked in and everything shook like a madman. Earthquake pussy.
My dog’s friend walked in and everything shook like a madman. Earthquake pussy.
The guy who sold me my first bike walked in and everything shook like a madman. Earthquake pussy.
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A big, wild pussy that comes outta nowhere and makes your whole life go sideways.
My ex walked in and my whole life went sideways. Earthquake pussy.
My dog’s friend’s friend walked in and my whole life went sideways. Earthquake pussy.
The guy who yelled at me in traffic walked in and my whole life went sideways. Earthquake pussy.
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That big, crazy pussy that hits you like a truck and you can’t stop laughing.
My friend’s sister walked in and I laughed so hard I cried. Earthquake pussy.
The guy who sold me my first bike walked in and I laughed so hard I cried. Earthquake pussy.
My neighbor’s dog walked in and I laughed so hard I cried. Earthquake pussy.
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