earthquake driver

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A person who loves being a dumbass and gets rich because of it. They don’t care if the whole world crumbles around them.

I bet the whole building would fall down if I jumped off the roof. Worth it.

Fired from my job? So what. I made $10,000 from the bet.

Told my mom I was going to be a millionaire. She laughed. Now I’m rich and she’s poor.

They gamble with their life and their money like it’s a game show. And they always win.

I just lost my apartment. But I got a Lamborghini. So I’m good.

I bet my cat on a coin flip. Lost. Now I have to take my cat to a dog show.

Said I’d eat a whole pizza if I won the lottery. I won. Pizza is gone. I’m full.

They’re the kind of person who would burn down a house to get a discount. And they probably did.

I set my neighbor’s house on fire for a 50% off coupon. Worth it.

Told my boss I’d quit if I didn’t get a raise. I got a raise. Now I work there for free.

I borrowed $100 from my brother. He never asked for it back. He probably lost his job.