Earthquake drill

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When you duck under the nearest table and yell curse words at the person closest to you while pretending their butt is on fire.
My teacher made us do this drill and I screamed 'you're a f***ing disaster' at my best friend.
During the drill, I told my brother he was a 'f***ing meatball' for not covering his head.
I did this drill and yelled 'I hate your face' at the kid next to me because he smelled like old socks.
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Like a car crash party, everyone gets out of the car and tries to rip it apart by jumping on the hood and throwing punches at the windows.
My cousin tried to break the car door off during the drill and got a bruise for his trouble.
During the drill, I hit the car so hard I almost knocked the windshield off.
My friends and I did this drill and the car looked like it was in a fight.
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