earthquake causer

My uncle is an earthquake causer. He once made the whole restaurant shake when he tried to eat a whole pizza.

I saw a guy at the gym who looked like he could cause a quake just by doing a squat.

My mom says if I don’t lose weight, I’ll be an earthquake causer by the time I’m 20.

That guy at the bus stop is an earthquake causer. The bus almost fell over when he stepped on it.

My brother is an earthquake causer. He once knocked over a whole shelf just by walking past it.

The teacher said if I don’t stop eating burgers, I’ll be an earthquake causer by next year.

My cousin is an earthquake causer. He once made the floor crack when he took a big breath.

The guy in my class is an earthquake causer. He makes the chairs vibrate just by sitting down.

My dad said if I keep eating like this, I’ll be an earthquake causer by the time I’m 30.