Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the ground decides to throw a tantrum because it’s tired of being stuck underground.

My mom screamed ‘Why is the floor moving?!’ during the earthquake.

The earthquake made my cereal spill, and I cried.

I was eating a taco when the ground shook and I dropped it on my head.

2

A dance party that only Californians can feel.

I was dancing to ‘Uptown Funk’ when the earthquake hit and I fell over.

My friend’s feet stayed on the ground, but my head went everywhere.

I put my hands in the air, and my mom thought I was having a seizure.

3

When the ground starts being extra and Japan can’t handle it anymore.

Japan is like ‘No more earthquakes, we’re done.’

My cousin in Japan cried because the ground wouldn’t stop shaking.

The ground was being extra and Japan was being extra tired.

4

When everyone’s brain short-circuits at the same time.

I was eating pizza and my brain shut off.

My brother’s face turned white and he dropped his phone.

Everyone in my class fell over like dominoes.

5

When you're having sex and your partner starts having a seizure because they’re too tired.

My dad was having sex with my mom, and then my mom had a seizure.

I saw my uncle’s face turn red during his seizure.

My neighbor’s dog had a seizure during his date.

6

When someone yells ‘Earthquake!’ and shoves a guy peeing into a urinal.

My brother yelled ‘Earthquake!’ and shoved my dad into the urinal.

At the mall, someone yelled ‘Earthquake!’ and a guy fell into the urinal.

My cousin tried to pee and got shoved by a guy who yelled ‘Earthquake!’.

7

When a fat person walks and the ground feels it.

My uncle walked and the ground shook like it was scared.

I walked and the ground shook like it was having a heart attack.

My mom walked and the ground shook like it was tired.