Earthquack

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A mythical Pokémon that’s so loud it makes the ground tremble, and everyone thinks it’s you being annoying.

My dog just did the Earthquack and I got a 10 out of 10 on my loudness test.

My mom says I caused the Earthquack again.

I’m not a Pokémon, I’m just loud.

When the earth starts quacking like a duck and everyone’s confused why it’s happening.

The earth just quacked and my teacher fell off the chair.

Why is the ground quacking like a duck in the middle of math class?

I think the earth is trying to tell me it’s tired.

A typo so bad it’s not just a mistake, it’s a crime against spelling.

I typed ‘earthquack’ and got a D on my spelling test.

My friend spelled it wrong and got yelled at by the teacher.

That typo was so bad it caused a mini earthquake.

When a duck quacks so loud it shakes the ground, and no one believes you because you’re just a duck.

My duck quacked so loud it moved the table.

The duck quacked so hard the ground shook and my mom yelled at me.

That duck is a superhero.

A group of fake doctors who claim they can heal people with magic touch and weird potions.

That ‘healer’ gave me a potion that tasted like shoe polish.

I got touched by the healer and now I have a rash.

They said they can heal me with a special touch and I got a burn.