earthporn

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Earthporn is when nature shows off like it just got a new haircut and a six-pack.
My cousin DMs me a photo of the sunrise and says, 'Look at this earthporn, bro.'
My teacher showed us a video of the mountains and said, 'This is earthporn, and you better pay attention.'
My mom sent me a picture of the forest and said, 'This is earthporn, and I’m not lying.'
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Earthporn is when the Earth takes a selfie and posts it on Instagram.
My friend texted me a picture of the ocean and said, 'Check out this earthporn, it’s lit.'
My brother showed me a video of the sky and said, 'This is earthporn, and it’s the best.'
My dad sent me a photo of the mountains and said, 'This is earthporn, and I love it.'
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Earthporn is when nature throws a party and you’re stuck watching it.
My sister posted a photo of the sunset and said, 'This is earthporn, and it's amazing.'
My friend showed me a video of the trees and said, 'This is earthporn, and I’m obsessed.'
My teacher showed us a picture of the forest and said, 'This is earthporn, and you’re gonna love it.'
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