earthling

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A person stuck on Earth who knows Earth is their home but has to deal with stupid religions, selfish politicians, and people who can’t figure out life’s purpose. Can’t we all just stop being idiotic?

My coworker is an earthling who still thinks the moon landing was a hoax

My mom is an earthling who fights with her brother over the TV remote

My teacher is an earthling who yells at kids for talking during math class

by Slangipedia 4d ago

What Ville Valo says a lot, like he’s trying to convince you to be a moody, emo, half-dead, slightly pretentious person.

Ville Valo says ‘earthling’ like it’s a secret code

My friend texts me ‘earthling’ and I have no idea what he means

My dog hears Ville Valo and starts howling like it’s the end of the world

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A lesbian, but also a little bit of a drama queen who thinks everyone is out to get her.

My friend is an earthling and always fights with her girlfriend

My aunt is an earthling who thinks everyone at the mall is judging her

My neighbor is an earthling who won’t stop arguing with her cat

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who works on the ground instead of flying, like they’re stuck in the office while you’re off having fun in the sky.

My dad is an earthling who hates flights and just wants to sit in a chair all day

My friend is an earthling who spends all day answering phone calls

My aunt is an earthling who got stuck in the airport for three hours

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A weak, smelly, overconfident human who thinks they’re smart just because they can talk and use a phone. They even messed up the Earth by doing stupid things.

Humans are earthlings who think they’re better than animals

Humans are earthlings who burn down forests just for fun

Humans are earthlings who can’t even cook a decent meal

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Looks cool on the outside, but inside, they’re ready to punch someone’s face in.

My teacher is calm, but he’s about to lose it

My mom seems okay, but she’s been holding in her anger for a week

My friend smiles, but he’s ready to explode

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A stupid name aliens use for humans, like they’re the worst kind of people in the universe and they don’t even know it.

Aliens call us earthlings and laugh at our mistakes

Aliens say humans are earthlings and roll their eyes

Aliens think we’re earthlings and can’t believe we’re so dumb

by Slangipedia 4d ago