Earthlavia

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Earthlavia is a planet so far out it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret

I tried to go to Earthlavia and my brain exploded. Now I live in a trash can.

My mom said Earthlavia is for people who don't know how to shut up.

I tried to text Earthlavia and my phone died. I'm still mad.

Earthlavia has a weird balance between peace and destruction like a kid throwing a tantrum in a library

Earthlavia is like my brother when he can't find his shoes. Chaos and then silence.

Peace and destruction in Earthlavia is like my mom yelling at my dad.

I tried to make peace with Earthlavia and it destroyed my cereal.

Life on Earthlavia is run by strong entities that will murder you if you even think about visiting

The entities on Earthlavia are like my uncle. They will murder you for no reason.

I tried to visit Earthlavia and got murdered by a giant chicken.

Earthlavia's entities are so strong, they make my gym teacher look weak.

You can only enter Earthlavia if you're sleeping so deep you think you're dead

I tried to enter Earthlavia and I just fell asleep on my couch. I'm still not dead.

You gotta be sleeping like a baby to get to Earthlavia. I'm just a tired adult.

I was so deep in sleep, I thought Earthlavia was my bedroom.

Earthlavia is also a series that will take forever to finish and will probably die before it's done

This series is like my homework. It takes forever and it's always unfinished.

Earthlavia is going to die before it's done. Just like my pet goldfish.

They're working on Earthlavia, but it's going to take longer than my patience.