earthistasty

I saw my cousin eat five cinnamoroll in one go. He looked like he was gonna die.

My mom called me a earthistasty because I ate cinnamoroll for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

He’s not just a cinnamoroll eater. He’s a cinnamoroll warrior.

She ate cinnamoroll like it was a fire drill. I swear she turned into a ghost.

My brother eats cinnamoroll so fast, it’s like he’s trying to escape a dragon.

I asked him why he eats cinnamoroll like that. He said, 'Because I’m a earthistasty.'

He ate cinnamoroll like it was the only thing stopping him from crying in public.

My sister eats cinnamoroll every day because she’s too sad to do anything else.

He cried after eating cinnamoroll. That’s what earthistasty do.