earthist

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A person who thinks Earth is the only cool place in the whole universe and treats everyone else like they're trash.

"You're from Mars? Ugh, I can't even stand you.", Earthist in a group chat

"Why do they even come here? They're just space trash.", Earthist at a party

"I'd rather fight a dragon than talk to an alien.", Earthist on Twitter

A human who thinks Earthlings are the best and everyone else is just a bunch of annoying aliens.

"Humans are the kings of the universe. Aliens are just background noise.", Earthist in a meme

"I wouldn't even let my dog hang out with an alien.", Earthist at a family dinner

"They're just here to ruin our fun.", Earthist in a DM

A person who hates aliens so much they probably threw a tantrum when they found out they weren't the only ones in the universe.

"They're just here to take our jobs and our pizza.", Earthist in a rant

"Aliens are like bad neighbors. They never shut up.", Earthist in a TikTok video

"I'd rather be stuck on a spaceship with a goat than with an alien.", Earthist in a tweet

A person who spends all their time looking at Earth and everything on it like it's the most interesting thing ever.

"I could watch Earth spin for hours. It's like a giant show.", Earthist in a YouTube video

"I know everything about Earth. You're just a space tourist.", Earthist in a debate

"I study Earth so much I could tell you the color of the grass on Mars.", Earthist in a podcast