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a man who loves other men more than his own mom
He left his mom for a guy in a dress.
He cried at the wedding of his best friend's boyfriend.
He said his mom was 'just a side dish.'
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a man who thinks he's a woman and also a chicken
He wore a dress and a feather hat to work.
He told his boss he was 'laid back and cluck-y.'
He proposed to his coworker during lunch break.
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a man who can't tell the difference between a man and a hot dog
He dated a hot dog at the fair.
He asked his boyfriend if he was 'sauage or beef.'
He proposed to a hot dog in a restaurant.
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a man who thinks he's the only one who's ever been loved
He told his ex, 'You were just a backup plan.'
He cried when his dog left him for a cat.
He asked his boss for a raise because 'he was the best.'
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a man who believes he's a superhero and also a pizza
He saved the day with pepperoni and a cape.
He told the villain, 'I'll top you!'
He threw his pizza at the bad guy and won.
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a man who thinks he's a dog and also a rockstar
He barked at the crowd during his concert.
He howled at the moon while playing guitar.
He sat on the stage like a boss.