earthian

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A person who lives on Earth and thinks it's the best planet ever, even though it's full of garbage and bad decisions.

'I'm an earthian and I don't care if you live on Mars, Earth is still superior.'

'Why would anyone leave Earth? It's got pizza and bad relationships.'

'I'm from Earth and I'm not ashamed of it. I'm not a space rat.'

A highly evolved monkey that thinks it's special and gets mad when you call it a human.

'Don't call me a human, I'm an earthian and I'm way better than you.'

'I'm not a monkey, I'm an earthian. You're just a space tourist.'

'I'm from Earth and I'm not a monkey. You're just a dumb alien.'

A creature that came from Earth and still lives there, even though it's basically a trash can with legs.

'I'm an earthian and I live on Earth. I don't need a spaceship to be happy.'

'Earthians are just trash cans with legs and bad fashion sense.'

'I'm from Earth and I'm not going anywhere. I don't need a spaceship.'