earthgasm

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When eco-sexers get so turned on by nature they cum like a sprinkler. Doesn't need no sex. Just a good forest, a lake, or a mountain that makes your brain explode.

After a 12-hour hike, I had an earthgasm so hard I peed on the trail.

I saw a rainbow from a waterfall and my pants got soaked.

My friend had an earthgasm in the middle of a forest and screamed like a banshee.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a mountain or volcano goes off like it's got a really bad case of the farts. All the rocks and lava come out like someone flipped a switch.

The volcano erupted and it looked like someone lit a firecracker in the sky.

A mountain blew its top like it had a really bad hangover.

The lava came out and it was like the Earth had a really big tantrum.

by Slangipedia 4d ago