Eartheist

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A person who thinks the Earth is a holy mess and everyone else is an idiot for not seeing it.
'I don't care if the moon is made of cheese, the Earth is sacred and you're all wrong.'
'Why do you worship the sun when the Earth is the real deal?'
'If you don't respect the Earth, you're a lost cause.'
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A fool who thinks the Earth is neither flat nor round, but something in between and slightly annoying.
'You think the Earth is flat? I'll show you flat.'
'The Earth is not round, it's just tired of being perfect.'
'You're both wrong, and I'm right because I said so.'
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