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when you’re playing Earthbond so hard you forget you’re on the toilet and end up peeing on your game

I was playing Earthbond so hard I forgot I was on the toilet and peed on my game. It was a mess.

He was Earthbond-ing so much he peed on his controller. Classic.

She started Earthbond and peed on the floor. No one asked why.

the moment you drop your pants to play Earthbond and end up with a full-bladder explosion

I dropped my pants to play Earthbond and exploded my bladder. It was glorious chaos.

He dropped his pants and exploded. No one was ready.

She dropped her pants and exploded. The whole room heard it.

when you play Earthbond so long you turn your bathroom into a battlefield and your toilet into a war zone

I played Earthbond so long my bathroom turned into a battlefield and my toilet into a war zone.

He fought Earthbond like it was a war. The toilet was his last stand.

She turned her bathroom into a battlefield. The toilet was the war zone.