earthbirth

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From the dirt. Like your grandma’s back yard. Or your brother’s butt crack.

I was born in a dirt pile. My first cry was a scream of pure earthbirth rage.

My dog’s birth was an earthbirth miracle. Or a disaster. Depends who you ask.

My cousin came out of the ground like a burrito. That’s earthbirth.

Coming from the ground like a bad smell in a lunchroom. No fancy stuff. Just dirt and drama.

My brother’s birth was like a dirt bomb went off. Earthbirth, baby.

My mom said I came out of the ground like a worm. That’s earthbirth.

My friend’s kid was born in the woods. That’s earthbirth. Or a survival show.

Born from the ground. Like you crawled out of a hole and yelled ‘I’m here!’

My dog’s birth was like a hole exploded. Earthbirth is a thing.

I came out of the ground like a potato. That’s earthbirth.

My brother’s birth was like a hole in the ground screamed ‘I’m here!’

Born from the dirt. Like you were a potato and decided to be a person.

My birth was like a dirt sandwich. Earthbirth is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m a potato.’

My cousin was born in the dirt. No hospital. Just a hole and a scream.

My dog’s birth was like a dirt cake. That’s earthbirth.

Coming from the ground. Like you were a burrito and decided to be a person.

I came out of the ground like a burrito. That’s earthbirth.

My dog was born in the dirt like it was a snack.

My brother came out of the ground like he was a pizza. That’s earthbirth.

Born from the dirt. Like you were a bad decision and a hole in the ground.

My birth was a hole and a scream. That’s earthbirth.

My dog’s birth was a hole and a bad decision. Earthbirth, baby.

My brother came out of the ground like he was a hole’s revenge.