Earthavotornadocadoquake

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It’s when an avocado gets sucked into a tornado and the earthquake hits so hard it makes the avocado scream.
My lunch got sucked into a tornado and my avocado was screaming.
The avocado was flying like it had a death wish.
The earthquake made my avocado fall out of the sky like it was drunk.
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An avocado gets tossed by a tornado and then the ground shakes like it’s angry at the avocado.
My avocado was tossed like it was in a wrestling match.
The tornado threw it like it owed it money.
The ground shook like it was giving the avocado the finger.
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A tornado takes an avocado, and the earthquake goes crazy because it hates avocados now.
The tornado took my avocado like it was my last friend.
The earthquake was so mad it shook my whole house.
Avocados are now on the enemy list.
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An avocado is caught in a tornado, and the earthquake hits like it wants to crush the avocado for good.
My avocado got caught in a tornado like it was a bad decision.
The earthquake hit like it was revenge for avocado sins.
The avocado got crushed like it was a bad idea.
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It’s when an avocado is in a tornado, and the earthquake hits so hard it feels like the avocado is getting a beating.
My avocado was in a tornado like it was going to die.
The earthquake hit like it was giving the avocado a beatdown.
The avocado was getting beaten like it was a crime.
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A tornado swallows an avocado, and the earthquake hits like it’s the avocado’s ex coming back.
My avocado got swallowed by a tornado like it was a bad breakup.
The earthquake hit like it was the avocado’s ex screaming.
The avocado was getting a bad breakup from the ground.
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