Earthaversal

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Something so obvious it makes your brain hurt and your mom proud.
'Earthaversal? Bro, I knew that before I could walk.'
'This is earthaversal? I could’ve done this in my sleep.'
'You think this is earthaversal? I’ve seen cows do this.'
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A thing so common it's like your ex showing up at your birthday party.
'This is earthaversal? My goldfish knows this.'
'You call this earthaversal? I’ve seen it in my dreams.'
'Earthaversal? That’s like the cereal I eat every morning.'
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Something so basic it's like your grandpa's advice before he chews tobacco.
'Earthaversal? I could teach my dog this.'
'This is earthaversal? I’ve seen it in the most basic of memes.'
'You say that’s earthaversal? I could’ve done that in the 80s.'
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A thing so obvious it’s like your teacher writing 'do your homework' on the board every day.
'Earthaversal? That’s like my teacher’s daily routine.'
'You think that’s earthaversal? I’ve seen it on the moon.'
'This is earthaversal? I knew this before I could count to 10.'
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Something so common it’s like your neighbor’s dog barking at 6 AM every day.
'Earthaversal? That’s like my neighbor’s dog every morning.'
'You think that’s earthaversal? I’ve seen it in the most basic of dreams.'
'That’s earthaversal? I could’ve done that in my sleep.'
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