eartha

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A woman who hides her pain like a fat kid hides candy in his pants. She’s strong as a brick wall but cries like a baby when no one’s looking. Basically a human saint with a tiny temper.
My ex was an eartha, till she found out I cheated on her with her sister.
She’s the kind of woman who’ll cook you dinner and then yell at you for burning the toast.
That girl’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of trash.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A black woman with the patience of a saint and the tongue of a sailor. She can cook a whole meal with one hand while cussing out the mailman with the other.
My aunt is an eartha, she can out-swear my dad and still make the best fried chicken in the neighborhood.
She said 'I’ll cook you dinner if you shut up for five minutes.' And I did, for five minutes.
She told the guy who stole her car, 'You better come back before I turn your car into a meatball.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fancy way of saying ‘dump’, like when you’re too lazy to go to the bathroom and just drop it on the floor.
I took a shit in the hallway, that’s what I call an eartha.
My dog did an eartha on my brand new carpet.
I ate a whole pizza and then did an eartha on the floor.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A word people use when they don’t want to say ‘boobs’, like when you’re trying to be fancy but still got a soft spot for milk.
He called her an eartha, that’s how bad he wanted her to be his girlfriend.
She said, ‘Don’t call me an eartha or I’ll beat you with my ladle.’
He asked for an eartha, she gave him a slap and a plate of lasagna.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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