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the only person who can put up with my dumbass and still call me best friend forever
I texted him at 3 AM crying because my ex broke up with me
He showed up at my door with pizza and a middle finger
He told my mom I was a disgrace and she believed him
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the person who still talks to me even after I called him a f***ing loser in front of his mom
He texted me after I insulted him in front of his family
He showed up at my birthday party with a cake that said 'I forgive you'
He texted me: 'You're a f***ing loser, but I still love you'
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the only person who can take my dumb sh*t and still say I'm the best friend forever
He let me borrow his car even though I crashed it
He laughed when I told him I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite
He still talks to me even though I called him a f***ing idiot in front of his friends
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