Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Earth turds are the ugly cousins of food that hide in dirt like a fat kid in a closet.

My grandma calls them potatoes, but I call them Earth turds and I'm not wrong.

I tried to eat one and it was like chewing a dead raccoon.

I told my brother they were Earth turds and he threw a fit.

2

Earth turds are the reason why your dinner tastes like a hole in the ground.

I ate a yam and it was like eating dirt with a side of regret.

My dog eats them and I don't know why.

I called my mom a Earth turd and she said I was a Earth turd too.

3

Earth turds are just turds that got lucky and grew up to be food.

My teacher said I was an Earth turd and I didn't like it.

I tried to plant one and it came out of the ground like a screaming baby.

I asked my dad if he was an Earth turd and he said I was the turd.

4

Earth turds are the worst thing to ever come out of the ground since the devil.

I ate a potato and it was like eating a turd that was also a vegetable.

I called my sister an Earth turd and she threw a fork at me.

My dog eats them and I'm not sure if I should be proud or scared.

5

Earth turds are just turds that got a job in the food business.

I told my mom she was an Earth turd and she said I was a Earth turd too.

I tried to eat one and it was like eating a turd that had been sitting in the dirt for years.

My teacher said I was an Earth turd and I said she was a Earth turd back.

6

Earth turds are the reason why your lunch is so sad and full of dirt.

I ate a yam and it was like eating a dead raccoon that had been buried for a month.

I told my brother he was an Earth turd and he threw a fit.

My dog eats them and I think he's trying to tell me something.