Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Yelling at someone until they realize they're not in a dream and they're actually stuck with their problems.

Hey, you're not in a dream, you're stuck with your life!

Wake up, you're not in a dream, you're stuck with your problems!

You're not dreaming, you're stuck with your life!

2

Not too bad, but you know it could be worse.

It's not that bad, but it could be worse.

Not the worst, but it could be worse.

It's okay, but it could be worse.

3

A giant planet that's basically a mental hospital for bugs and the occasional human.

Earth is just a giant mental hospital for bugs.

It's a planet full of bugs and crazy people.

The planet is basically a mental hospital for bugs and people who hate math.

4

God's favorite show, but it's mostly drama and people being annoying.

God's reality show is just people being annoying.

It's like reality TV but with real people.

God's favorite show is mostly people being annoying.

5

Walking on grass with your feet, like you're trying to get a free energy drink from the ground.

I walked on grass with my bare feet to get free energy.

Feet on grass equals free energy.

I got my energy from the grass, no money needed.

6

A big planet that's about to get destroyed because of some alien traffic jam.

Earth is about to get destroyed because of alien traffic.

Aliens are destroying Earth because they're late.

The planet is about to be destroyed by aliens and their traffic.

7

A decent place, but humans turned it into a greasy mess with fast food and dirty poop.

Humans made Earth greasy with fast food and poop.

It was nice until humans ruined it with McDonald's.

Earth was a decent place until humans made it greasy and messy.