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The god of sexual harassment who walks into your life like a middle schooler in a bathroom
He walked in during my lunch break and said, 'I heard you're single.'
He asked me if I wanted to be his 'favorite student' during group work.
He stood behind me in the hallway and whispered, 'I like your shoes.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The god of sexual harassment who sends you a DM at 3 a. m. like a desperate teenager
He sent me a DM at 3 a. m. saying, 'I miss you.'
He texted me during my math test: 'Can we talk after class?'
He sent me a picture of himself in the hallway and said, 'This is my favorite spot.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The god of sexual harassment who shows up in your life like a teacher who can't stop flirting
He asked me to be his 'partner' for the science project and wouldn't let me go.
He walked into my classroom and said, 'You're my favorite student.'
He called me after school and said, 'We need to talk.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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