Earth Shattering Orgasm

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A full body explosion of joy so strong it feels like your insides are doing the can-can and your head is about to pop off.

My dog ran into me and I had an Earth Shattering Orgasm.

I ate the last slice of pizza and it was like a fireworks show inside me.

My friend told me a joke so bad it made me have an Earth Shattering Orgasm.

So intense it feels like your soul is doing a backflip and your brain is on fire.

My mom yelled at my brother and I had an Earth Shattering Orgasm.

I got a 100 on my math test and it was like my body turned into a disco ball.

I drank too much soda and my Earth Shattering Orgasm hit me like a freight train.

A pleasure so strong it makes your bones scream and your feet want to dance.

I saw a cat wearing sunglasses and it gave me an Earth Shattering Orgasm.

I won a bet and my whole body felt like it was doing the cha-cha.

I got a free donut and I had an Earth Shattering Orgasm so loud my neighbor called the cops.

A wave of happiness so big it knocks your socks off and your brain goes into overdrive.

I got a new video game and my Earth Shattering Orgasm was so strong I screamed in my sleep.

My dog licked my face and I had an Earth Shattering Orgasm that made my ears pop.

I found a $20 on the floor and my body turned into a rollercoaster.

A pleasure so intense it feels like your body is doing a cartwheel and your heart is doing the twist.

My friend gave me a high five and I had an Earth Shattering Orgasm that shook my coffee cup.

I got a sticker and my brain exploded with joy.

I saw my crush and my whole body went into a frenzy.

So good it feels like your insides are doing the moonwalk and your outsides are doing the wave.

I got ice cream and my Earth Shattering Orgasm hit me like a snowball fight.

I passed my test and my body started a conga line.

I got a compliment and my whole face turned into a smiley face.