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When someone is so focused on picking their nose that they forget to breathe

I was trying to find my missing sock, but my brother was too busy making a sandwich with his face.

She was so busy arguing with the toaster that she didn’t notice her house was on fire.

He was too busy counting his hairs to realize the teacher was yelling at him.

When someone is so distracted by their own nonsense that they miss everything else

He was too busy bragging about his pet goldfish to notice the exam was happening.

She was too busy fighting with her shadow to realize she was late for school.

He was so busy talking to himself that he didn’t see the bus coming.

When someone is too busy doing something silly to do something smart

He was too busy eating cereal for dinner to do his homework.

She was too busy arguing with her pencil to take the test.

He was too busy trying to fly out the window to pay attention in class.

When someone is too busy being a dummy to do something important

He was too busy pretending he was a dragon to do his math problems.

She was too busy drawing her lunch to finish her science project.

He was too busy talking to his imaginary friend to listen to the teacher.

When someone is so busy doing something stupid that they miss out on something cool

He was too busy trying to make a volcano out of spaghetti to go to the party.

She was too busy fighting with her shoes to see the movie.

He was too busy screaming at the ceiling to do his homework.