Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say someone is crying so hard they might flood the toilet

My dog died and I'm an Earth Rocker

I got a D on my math test and I'm an Earth Rocker

My mom yelled at me and I'm an Earth Rocker

2

When someone is so broken they might start a new religion just to feel better

My crush ignored me and I'm an Earth Rocker

My pizza got cold and I'm an Earth Rocker

My dad forgot my birthday and I'm an Earth Rocker

3

A person who is so sad they might start a war just to distract themselves

I failed my exam and I'm an Earth Rocker

My friend left me and I'm an Earth Rocker

My pet ran away and I'm an Earth Rocker

4

When someone is so upset they might start a new sport just to vent their feelings

My mom screamed at me and I'm an Earth Rocker

I lost my phone and I'm an Earth Rocker

My dog ate my homework and I'm an Earth Rocker

5

A person who is so heartbroken they might start a new band just to scream their pain

My crush broke up with me and I'm an Earth Rocker

I got grounded and I'm an Earth Rocker

My favorite show got canceled and I'm an Earth Rocker

6

When someone is so sad they might start a new language just to express how bad they feel

My dad got fired and I'm an Earth Rocker

I got bullied and I'm an Earth Rocker

My cat died and I'm an Earth Rocker