earth roamer

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A person who walks the earth and the internet like they own both. They were born to make chaos and art, and they don’t care if you hate it.
I’m out here painting the town and your mom’s Facebook feed.
This kid just drew a cat on a spaceship and called it a masterpiece. I’m done.
He roamed the earth and the internet at the same time. It was a disaster.
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Someone who doesn’t just walk the earth, they stomp on it. They make art like it’s a fight, and they win every time.
I made a mural on the side of a garbage can and called it 'The Battle of Pizza and Death.'
This person turned their DMs into a rap battle. I lost.
She drew a dragon in the dirt and then told me it was a thesis.
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A person who walks the planet and the web, making art like it’s a chore they hate but do anyway.
He posted a selfie with a hot dog and called it a portrait. I’m confused.
This kid drew a map of the internet and got yelled at by a router.
She walked across the earth and posted every step. It was annoying.
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A person who roams the world and the web, making art like it’s a curse they can’t escape.
He drew a goat on a calculator and called it a mathematical masterpiece.
This person turned their DMs into a war. I’m dead.
She walked across the earth and left a trail of glitter. It was a mess.
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A person who walks the earth and the internet like they’re both their enemies, and they make art to fight them.
I drew a cat on a spaceship and called it a plot twist. It was just a cat.
He posted a video of himself yelling at a tree. It was art.
She walked the earth and the web like they owed her money.
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