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A tree-hugging lunatic who thinks anything with a heartbeat deserves to live. They yell at deer and throw rocks at chainsaws.
I saw one wearing a squirrel suit at a protest. He threw a banana at a logger. It hit him in the face.
She tried to save a beaver by screaming at it until it ran away. It was sad.
He got fired for telling his boss he was a 'walking forest' and 'would not be logged.'