earth pounds

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Tiny bits of cash that get tossed away on stuff only a god would laugh at

I spent $5 on a glitter pen. My god would throw me into the void.

She bought a $3 cupcake and called it a 'victory.'

He wasted $2 on a tiny keychain that doesn’t even open anything.

A little money that gets thrown at things even the devil would roll his eyes at

I bought a $4 sock and now I’m rich.

She spent $1 on a sticker and now it’s her life goal.

He used $5 to buy a bagel and now he’s a king.

A pinch of cash that gets used on things even a saint would blush at

I spent $2 on a tiny hat and now I’m a hat legend.

She used $3 on a pencil and now it’s her holy relic.

He bought a $4 sandwich and now he’s a sandwich prophet.

A little cash that gets spent on things that even a wizard would cuss at

I wasted $5 on a tiny lamp and now I’m a light wizard.

She spent $2 on a sticker and now it’s her power source.

He used $3 on a pen and now he’s writing the future.

A few bucks that get thrown on things even a monster would find ridiculous

I spent $4 on a tiny sword and now I’m a mini-warrior.

She used $2 on a hat and now she’s a hat queen.

He wasted $3 on a cup and now he’s the king of cups.