earth pimple

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A giant boil on the Earth’s ass that explodes and throws hot poop everywhere.
My science teacher said the earth pimple is just the Earth’s way of getting rid of its gas.
I saw a video of a volcano and yelled, 'That’s just Earth’s bad breath!'
My friend’s dog ran into a volcano and came out with a burnt butt.
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A giant fart from the Earth that shoots fire and rocks out of its butt.
My mom says the Earth is just a kid with a really bad tummy.
I tried to draw a volcano and it looked like a giant butt with a fanny pack.
My brother says the Earth pimple is just the planet’s way of telling us to shut up.
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A giant, angry sore on the Earth that throws rocks and lava like it’s trying to punch you.
My teacher said the Earth has a really sore back and it’s throwing rocks at us.
I told my friend the Earth was just mad and threw a lava punch.
My dog tried to bite a volcano and got lava on his face.
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