Earth Party

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A bunch of faggots who think they're cool but aren't. They play stupid block games and argue about nonsense like it's the end of the world. It's like being stuck in a hell hole with no escape.

My cousin joined the Earth Party and now he argues with his dog about which block is better.

I saw two Earth Party members have a screaming match over a green block at McDonald's.

My neighbor joined the Earth Party and now he spends 3 hours a day debating with his plants.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A party where you smoke weed and stare in awe at the BBC's Planet Earth like it's the best thing ever. You're so high you think dinosaurs are your friends.

My friend’s Earth Party was just him, a bong, and the Planet Earth documentary. He cried when the whales came out.

I went to an Earth Party and watched the same documentary 10 times. I got a headache and a high.

My cousin’s Earth Party was just her, a joint, and a broken DVD player.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're in a public place doing something simple, and some idiot messes it up. You're eating at a diner, buying stuff at Costco, or stuck in traffic. Then a dumbass messes everything up and you want them dead.

I was eating at Denny's when the waiter spilled my coffee and said he was 'too busy' even though no one was there.

I was at Costco trying to get cereal and some idiot drove their cart into me and didn't say sorry.

I was on the highway and some dumbass cut me off at 90 mph and honked like I was the problem.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A political group that wants to kill all the stupid people and the French with lead pipes. They're like the Beer Party but way more violent and way less fun.

The Earth Party wants to kill the French with lead pipes. Who doesn't want that?

I joined the Earth Party because I hate the French and I like lead pipes.

The Earth Party is the only group that makes sense. Everyone else is just stupid.

by Slangipedia 14d ago