earth nazi

I saw an earth nazi throw a soda can at a tree and yell, 'You’re not gonna survive this!'

He dropped a whole pizza box on the sidewalk and said, 'This is a sacred offering.'

She threw a banana peel at my face and called me a 'carbon-based disgrace.'

He peed on a park bench and said, 'This is nature’s way of telling you to relax.'

She ate a burger on the grass and left the wrapper there like it was a badge of honor.

He threw a whole bag of chips on the ground and called it a 'sacrificial snack.'

He trampled a flower and said, 'This is a necessary evil for the greater good.'

She dumped a whole bottle of soda on the sidewalk and called it 'liquid love.'

He threw a banana peel at a recycling bin and yelled, 'You’re not recycling enough!'