Earth Monkey

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When two stoned idiots go at it in the dirt like they’re trying to make a mess and a baby at the same time
My cousin and his friend had a mud fight and it looked like a horror movie
I saw two people covered in mud like they were in a prison fight
My dog ran through the mud and came back like he was part of a crime scene
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A fancy word for humans on Earth who think they're better than the rest of the planet
My teacher said we're all Earth Monkeys and I wanted to throw a desk
My mom called me a Earth Monkey and I called her a bad name
My friend said Earth Monkeys are just people who think they're gods
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