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The Earth Kingdom is where all the dirtbags live. It's got a blind freak, a king who's lost his mind, and a bear that’s too nice for its own good. No one knows who’s in charge, but that’s the least of your problems.
My cousin lives in the Earth Kingdom. He says it’s like being stuck in a cave with a lunatic and a bear that won’t stop hugging you.
My teacher said the Earth Kingdom is where all the losers go. I’m not a loser. I’m just tired of fighting.
I’d move to the Earth Kingdom if I didn’t have to deal with the blind freak and the king who thinks he’s a god.