earth head

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It means you're so dumb you could fall off a cliff and still manage to trip on your own face

My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at the router. Earth head moment. #facepalmdrop

I tried to explain algebra to my dog. He looked at me like I was a weird human. Earth head confirmed.

My friend tried to cook a burger. It looked like a science experiment gone wrong. Earth head, baby.

It means you're so clueless you think the moon is made of cheese and you’re the president of it

I tried to play chess with my brother. He moved the queen first. Earth head level 1000.

My mom thinks the internet is a new kind of cereal. Earth head for life.

I tried to talk to my cat about politics. He just stared at me. Earth head, confirmed.

It means you’re so brainless you think a pizza is a type of math problem

My friend tried to solve a math test with a pizza. He got a 100%… in hunger.

I asked my dog what 2 + 2 was. He said ‘4’ and ate my homework. Earth head!

My teacher said I was earth head when I answered ‘2’ to the question ‘What is 10 + 10?’

It means you're so lost you think the sun comes out to check your phone

I tried to read a book in the dark. I thought the sun was going to text me. Earth head level maxed out.

My friend asked me what time it was. I said, ‘I think the sun is late.’ Earth head moment.

I tried to find my keys. I asked the moon for help. Earth head confirmed.

It means you're so confused you think the alphabet is a type of cereal

I tried to eat the alphabet for breakfast. It was a disaster. Earth head level 5.

My friend tried to read the alphabet like it was a bedtime story. Earth head confirmed.

I asked my dog what letter came after ‘Z’. He said ‘F’ and took a nap. Earth head.