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A guy shoves his wiener into the ground like it's a pizza box and eats dirt for breakfast
He dug a hole in the backyard and yelled, 'I'm getting a free meal from the earth!'
My neighbor was screaming at the ground like it was his ex
He got so into it, he started talking to the dirt like it was a dating app
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a man decides the earth is his new girlfriend and gives it the best blow job of his life
He was so turned on, he started digging in the park like it was a strip club
He told the earth, 'You're getting a five-star review from me'
He got so deep into it, his friends thought he was burying himself alive
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A man sticks his junk into the ground and spits on the earth like it insulted him
He was so mad at the earth, he dug it like it was a fight club
He yelled, 'I'm giving you a creampie and a slap on the wrist'
He dug so deep, he thought he was going to find a treasure and a new hobby
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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