EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART

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Earth is when you walk on grass like it's your ex and you don't care if it gets trampled.

I stepped on a dandelion like it was my last chance to be cool.

She walked through the park like it owed her money.

He sat on the lawn like it was a throne.

Fire is when you yell at your microwave and it still doesn't understand you.

I screamed at my popcorn and it just exploded.

He yelled at the toaster like it was his boss.

She cursed the coffee maker until it started working.

Wind is when you talk to the sky and it just laughs at you.

I told the clouds I was going to beat them and they just floated away.

He whispered to the breeze and it blew him over.

She yelled at the wind like it was her friend.

Water is when you cry so much you turn into a lake.

She sobbed so hard the sink overflowed.

He cried so much the toilet ran over.

They wept so much the bathtub filled up.

Heart is when you fall in love and then immediately regret it like it was a bad decision.

He fell for her and then broke up with her the next day.

She loved him until he forgot her birthday.

They kissed and then he left her for a pizza.