earth elemental

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The enemy of air elementals. While air elementals are flabby and quick, earth elementals are like a sack of bricks with feet. They don't move much, but when they hit you, it feels like getting run over by a truck full of dirt.
My cousin is an earth elemental. He moved like a snail but hit me like a freight train. I still have a black eye from that.
The earth elemental in the game is the worst. I tried to dodge, and he just plowed through me like I was a pancake.
My teacher is an earth elemental. She doesn't move much, but when she yells, it's like the earth itself is screaming at you.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The chunky cousin of air elementals. Air elementals are like a bag of chips, light and bouncy. Earth elementals are like a brick wall, heavy and stupid, but they can knock the wind out of you.
My brother is an earth elemental. He's got the brain of a potato but the punch of a football player.
The earth elemental in my game is like my uncle after he drinks. He doesn't move much, but when he hits you, it's like getting hit with a shovel.
My gym teacher is an earth elemental. He doesn't run, but when he tackles you, it's like being hit by a mountain.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The lazy but brutal version of air elementals. Air elementals are like a cheetah, fast and annoying. Earth elementals are like a donkey, slow and angry, but when they charge, they’ll take your face off.
My friend is an earth elemental. He’s the slowest kid in class, but when he hits you, it’s like being hit by a donkey wearing a helmet.
The earth elemental in the game is like my dad. He doesn’t move, but when he hits you, you feel it in your bones.
My neighbor is an earth elemental. He doesn’t run, but when he hits you, it’s like being hit with a bag of rocks.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The heavy, grumpy version of air elementals. Air elementals are like a balloon, light and flirty. Earth elementals are like a concrete block, slow and grumpy, but they’ll smash your face like it’s a piñata.
My earth elemental friend is like my grandfather. He moves like he’s got sand in his shoes, but when he hits you, it’s like getting hit by a brick wall.
The earth elemental in the game is like my brother’s pet turtle. It doesn’t move much, but when it hits you, it’s like getting hit by a hammer.
My earth elemental teacher is the worst. She doesn’t walk, she waddles, but when she yells at you, it feels like being hit by a cement truck.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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