Earth died so badly

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Your dad is so dead he’s in a coffin and the coffin is on fire.
Dad: Not now, son.
Son: Dad.
Dad: What?!
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Your dad is so dead he’s been dead for six years and the ghost is still mad.
Dad: Not now, son.
Son: Dad.
Dad: What?!
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Your dad is so dead he’s in a compost bin and it’s full of stank.
Dad: Not now, son.
Son: Dad.
Dad: What?!
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