Earth dance

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The Earth does a crazy shake show every day like California is the biggest trash talker in the world and the plates are like the worst exes who can't stay away and when they get close they go at it like it's the end of the world

My dog just peed on the floor because the ground shook so hard

I was eating tacos and my taco flew out of my hand

My neighbor’s house fell down and now he lives in a tent

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Earth is like a bunch of jerks fighting every day and California is the biggest jerk in the group and they keep slamming into each other like they’re at a bar fight and when they hit it’s like a loud boom and everything crashes

My mom’s phone fell off the table and broke

My cat ran away and hid under the couch

My dad’s favorite chair exploded into a million pieces

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Earth is having a wild party every day and California is the loudest kid at the party and the plates are like the most annoying friends who keep crashing into each other and when they crash it’s like a big explosion and everything goes nuts

My ice cream fell on the ground and it was sad

My brother’s head got stuck in the door

My sister’s hair turned green from the ground shaking

by Slangipedia 14d ago