earth cookie

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A woman who looks like she just crawled out of a dirt hole and still manages to be nice enough to not kick your ass.

My mom is an earth cookie. She doesn't wear makeup and still beats me at chess.

That girl in class is an earth cookie. She didn't even put on mascara and still made me cry.

My sister is an earth cookie. She's ugly, doesn't wear makeup, and still makes me do her chores.

A woman who looks like she was born in a mud pit and still has the patience of a saint.

My aunt is an earth cookie. She doesn't wear makeup and still remembers my birthday.

My neighbor is an earth cookie. She's got dirt under her nails and still feeds my cat.

My teacher is an earth cookie. She doesn't wear makeup and still gives me detention.

A woman who looks like she was dipped in dirt and still has the heart of a candy bar.

My grandma is an earth cookie. She doesn't wear makeup and still gives me the best cookies.

My friend's mom is an earth cookie. She's got dirt on her face and still makes the best pizza.

My crush is an earth cookie. She doesn't wear makeup and still makes my heart go crazy.