earth chicken

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A fat, lazy rodent that thinks it's a king and eats your garden like it's a buffet.

My neighbor’s earth chicken ate all my tomatoes. I swear it’s mocking me.

That earth chicken is the reason I failed my gardening class.

I tried to scare it away. It just blinked at me like I was annoying.

A groundhog that’s too dumb to know it’s not a lion.

That earth chicken tried to charge me. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I saw an earth chicken wearing a crown. It was clearly delusional.

It’s not a king. It’s a groundhog. Get over it.

A groundhog that’s so fat it can’t move, but still thinks it’s tough.

I tried to scare the earth chicken. It just sat there and sighed.

That earth chicken is so fat, it looks like it’s about to burst.

It’s not tough. It’s just lazy and full.