Earth Bath

My grandma’s Earth Bath is so fancy, it’s like a hotel for corpses.

He paid $10,000 for an Earth Bath. I’d rather be buried in a taco shell.

That Earth Bath is just a fancy way to say ‘I’m gonna stink up the ground.’

She got an Earth Bath after being hit by a bus. No one asked her opinion.

That guy’s Earth Bath is so bad, it smells like a rotten burrito.

He didn’t even get a proper burial, just a quick Earth Bath.

My uncle’s Earth Bath is haunted. He wakes up every full moon and yells ‘I didn’t want to die!’

She’s been in her Earth Bath for 50 years, and still screams at the neighbors.

That Earth Bath is so loud, it woke up the entire neighborhood.

He’s been in his Earth Bath for 20 years, and it still smells like old socks.

That Earth Bath is just a hole where people go to stink up the world.

She’s been dead for 30 years, but her Earth Bath still smells like a gym sock.

That Earth Bath is so bad, it’s like the dead person got a ticket to hell.

He got a really bad Earth Bath, it’s like he was buried in a dumpster.

Her Earth Bath is the worst, it’s like she was buried in a cheeseburger.

He was too lazy to die, so he just fell into a hole and gave up.

That Earth Bath is for people who didn’t even try to die properly.

She just fell into the Earth Bath and said ‘I’m done with life.’