Earth Angel

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A total life-saver who shows up outta nowhere when you're stuck in a mess and can't see straight.

My ex showed up at my job during my worst day ever and said, 'I'm here for you, or I'm here to punch your boss.'

My friend texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'I know you're crying in your cereal, and I'm here to help.'

My neighbor showed up with pizza and a slap on the back, and said, 'You're not alone, you dingus.'

A fancy word for your bestie or lover who doesn’t need religion to know they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

My girlfriend called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'I know you’re failing your math test, but I’m here for you.'

My best friend showed up with a coffee and said, 'You’re not gonna fail, you’re gonna pass, and I’m gonna pass with you.'

My brother texted me, 'You're not alone, you're stuck with me, and I'm not going anywhere.'

A person who's so chill and grounded, they could make a hot mess like you feel calm and ready to take on the world.

My friend showed up at my house during my meltdown and just sat there, calm as a Sunday morning.

My coworker said, 'You're not a mess, you're just having a day. I'm here to help.'

My mom showed up with soup and said, 'You're not alone, and you're not broken.'

A real-life angel who’s here to do good, and they’re probably going to heaven for it, or at least a really good buffet.

My boss said, 'You’re not just an angel, you’re an angel who’s gonna get a really good buffet in heaven.'

My friend said, 'You’re like a real angel who’s gonna get a golden ticket to heaven.'

My sister said, 'You're not just an angel, you're an angel who’s gonna get a really good slice of pizza in heaven.'